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Catch 22
It
was
love
at
first
sight
.
The
first
time
Yossarian
saw
the
chaplain
he
fell
madly
in
love
with
him
.
Yossarian
was
in
the
hospital
with
a
pain
in
his
liver
that
fell
just
short
of
being
jaundice
.
The
doctors
were
puzzled
by
the
fact
that
it
wasn
’
t
quite
jaundice
.
If
it
became
jaundice
they
could
treat
it
.
If
it
didn
’
t
become
jaundice
and
went
away
they
could
discharge
him
.
But
this
just
being
short
of
jaundice
all
the
time
confused
them
.
Each
morning
they
came
around
,
three
brisk
and
serious
men
with
efficient
mouths
and
inefficient
eyes
,
accompanied
by
brisk
and
serious
Nurse
Duckett
,
one
of
the
ward
nurses
who
didn
’
t
like
Yossarian
.
They
read
the
chart
at
the
foot
of
the
bed
and
asked
impatiently
about
the
pain
.
They
seemed
irritated
when
he
told
them
it
was
exactly
the
same
.
"
Still
no
movement
?
"
the
full
colonel
demanded
.
The
doctors
exchanged
a
look
when
he
shook
his
head
.
"
Give
him
another
pill
.
"
Nurse
Duckett
made
a
note
to
give
Yossarian
another
pill
,
and
the
four
of
them
moved
along
to
the
next
bed
.
None
of
the
nurses
liked
Yossarian
.
Actually
,
the
pain
in
his
liver
had
gone
away
,
but
Yossarian
didn
’
t
say
anything
and
the
doctors
never
suspected
.
They
just
suspected
that
he
had
been
moving
his
bowels
and
not
telling
anyone
.
Yossarian
had
everything
he
wanted
in
the
hospital
.
The
food
wasn
’
t
too
bad
,
and
his
meals
were
brought
to
him
in
bed
.
There
were
extra
rations
of
fresh
meat
,
and
during
the
hot
part
of
the
afternoon
he
and
the
others
were
served
chilled
fruit
juice
or
chilled
chocolate
milk
.
Apart
from
the
doctors
and
the
nurses
,
no
one
ever
disturbed
him
.
For
a
little
while
in
the
morning
he
had
to
censor
letters
,
but
he
was
free
after
that
to
spend
the
rest
of
each
day
lying
around
idly
with
a
clear
conscience
.
He
was
comfortable
in
the
hospital
,
and
it
was
easy
to
stay
on
because
he
always
ran
a
temperature
of
101
.
He
was
even
more
comfortable
than
Dunbar
,
who
had
to
keep
falling
down
on
his
face
in
order
to
get
his
meals
brought
to
him
in
bed
.
